Summon Me

I’m on vampire time ☠️ Night owl, allergic to sunshine, and perpetually moody.

Whisper to me, softly…once I’m done brooding, I will emerge from my coffin to respond to your summoning.***

***DISCLAIMER: Response times change daily by mood. Please allow between 1 - infinite hours for a response to your summoning. Prone to dramatic entrances, sudden poetic outbursts, unprovoked monologues, and text replies delivered exclusively at 3am. Side effects of engagement may include fatigue, sudden yearning, and confusion. Results may vary. Sudden vanishing acts may occur. Proceed with scheduling at your own peril.

Stability void where prohibited. Chaos sold separately.

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